I have cards! I thought to myself it is definitely the right time of year for such a thing, so here they are. They have been professionally printed on heavyweight card stock by a professional gift card printing company. Yikes... they even come with their own envelope!
They are available right now, and there really is only a tiny amount of each (I'm just testing the waters of my future gift card empire), you can find them in the usual spot:
I have also invented a gift package, in case you might be thinking of gift giving, maybe even gift giving to yourself. It includes my 2012 calendar, a tote bag and a gift card, all together, with a super impressive discount. (To have a look just follow the link above.)